Kindly Redirect Your Attention From Brett Favre's Penis-Gate...

...and toward two grown-ass athletes fighting over proper grooming.

CBS' NFL insider Charley Casserly reported yesterday that Tom Brady and Randy Moss recently got into a tussle in the Patriots' locker room after both "men" traded hair insults. Casserly reported that Brady told Moss to shave his unkempt beard and Moss retorted that Brady should cut his hair cause it makes him "look like a girl." Both men then proceeded to slap at each other.

As it stands now, no one knows if this actually happened. Obviously the Patriots deny it and Peter King -- probably disappointed that Casserly got the story -- has said that "someone is lying to CBS." However, Boomer Esiason, Casserly's colleague on CBS' pregame show, is vouching for Casserly's journalistic integrity. Said Esiason, "I don't remember a time where he was inaccurate. . . . Charley does not go in front of millions of people on Sunday and make a fool out of himself unless he has something on lockdown. I would stake my own reputation on it."

There are so many crazy things going on in the NFL that I don't know what to believe anymore. There is no doubt that Moss' beard makes him look like a hobo and Tom Brady does look like a girl with his Bieber-esque hair cut, so maybe the story is true.

Ehhhhh, who gives a fuck.

I think we need to get back to more important sports' issues...Has anyone heard that Frank Gore and Brian Westbrook are dating?