Everybody's favorite made-up name is possibly going to jail, suspended indefinitely

Baylor U senior guard and leading scorer LaceDarius Dunn won't be playing bball anytime soon.

Police are investigating the accusation that Dunn broke his gf's jaw during a good ol Texas sized squabble. Baylor coach Scott Drew said that Dunn (2009: 19.6 ppg/4.8 rpg) has been indefinitely suspended from team activities.

Dunn is represented by attorney Vikram Deivanayagam who has stated, "We look forward to reviewing the file and working with the district attorney's office."

Mr. Deivanayagam went on to voluntarily disclose that his last name is in fact Indian and not totally made up.